That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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