If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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