hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
She announced her abortion via fbk
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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