oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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