Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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