I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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