I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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