she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
