Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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