I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I don't think brook has ever known best
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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