so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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