If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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