what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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