But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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