Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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