Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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