the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
