ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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