Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Do you still have your period?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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