If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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