You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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