Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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