i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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