Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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