Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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