I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I see more hoeing in ur future
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