Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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