Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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