craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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