Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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