But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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