So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
