I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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