I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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