found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
fuck your aforementioned shoe
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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