i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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