so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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