is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
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i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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