So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
