what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
