Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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