As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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