Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
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hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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