Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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