:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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