drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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