I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
areolas are like halos for boobs.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
