guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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