Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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