3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I checked into jail on foursquare
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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