those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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