Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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