Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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