oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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